Poetry Monday
Sometimes I jot down little notes when I'm making dinner. For example:
"You are a fucking potato head"
Those hard eyes of yours.
I want to pull them off and
put them where your mouth used to be.
I want to unpeel you and put your
dirty skin down the garbage disposal and
see your underneath, all your bruises.
I want to remove your ears and put them
where your eyes used to be and
then you might hear me.
I could slice off the dark spots with my
sharp little paring knife and
you would be good then.
I could do those things.
Then I could drop you in a big pot
and draw you a very hot bath and
wait until you got all soft in your center.
I’d mush you up, mix you up
with butter, sour cream, and
chives.
I'd scoop you up with my fingers,
my potato head, and
eat you.
"You are a fucking potato head"
Those hard eyes of yours.
I want to pull them off and
put them where your mouth used to be.
I want to unpeel you and put your
dirty skin down the garbage disposal and
see your underneath, all your bruises.
I want to remove your ears and put them
where your eyes used to be and
then you might hear me.
I could slice off the dark spots with my
sharp little paring knife and
you would be good then.
I could do those things.
Then I could drop you in a big pot
and draw you a very hot bath and
wait until you got all soft in your center.
I’d mush you up, mix you up
with butter, sour cream, and
chives.
I'd scoop you up with my fingers,
my potato head, and
eat you.

21 Comments:
I love you. I'm slightly disturbed, hungry, and a little turned on at the same time. LOL ;)
LOL, RG. Sweet.
I like potatoes. A lot. I have a friend who likes them even more. I shall direct her to your blog.
Fucking amazing. Seriously, I always knew you were talented but that poem just cemented it. Wow. Seriously, just wow.
I love that poem! It freaking rocks. You know what? YOU freaking rock!
i think i hate you feisty-wench, you are simply too damn talented for the rest of us mere mortals.
"I could cut off your bruises with my sharp little paring knife and
you would be good then."
The whole thing is beyond brilliant and into supernova genius. okay, so maybe i don't hate you. but once again i find myself green, green, GREEN!
Wickedly cool. And damn, I have felt like this before so I get it.
"I want to unpeel you and put your
dirty skin down the garbage disposal and
see your underneath, all your bruises."
Me too! How did you see inside my heart? Such a strong voice for the narrator. Good to have a feminine strength that's not simply angry.
BLOL! Remind me to pay attention when you're talking to me, Lil. Excellent!
Oh my. Great poem. I'm speechless.
This is hot. I don;t know why.But I suddenly want to have sex on my kitchen counter.
Okay, you people are insane on so many levels.
But seriously, I do tend to make up stories about food when I'm cooking. I have a strange obsession with food, and I do love to eat mashed potatoes with my fingers.
How brilliantly twisted!
I'm trying to imagine smashed taters as a sensual food in a love scene....
It's not working.
I don't think I'll see potatoes the same way after reading this.
I don't know how i'm going to eat mashed potatoes at the table in front of my husband and MIL the next time she serves them. I hope I will have spent some time in the sun that day so they can think it's a sunburn.
this was my first ride on the poetry train:
http://joystory.blogspot.com/2007/05/monday-poetry-train-1.html
Lol. I'm with the people who find this weirdly sexual. The potato was a bad boy and deserving of his punishment and...I think he's going to enjoy it if I know potatoes.
Try mixing him with some cream cheese and a little bit of roasted garlic next time. To die for, and finger licking good.
Great poem Lil F. You are so funny/clever/twisted :). My favorite combo--
Anna J. Evans
I love it!
You are my twisted sister. :)
You scare me, Lillian.
I scare myself, Ms. Snow. I mean, have you ever had such a relationship with a potato? It's frightening.
Somewhere I bet there's a rights group for potatoes, lol!
Hmm. Im going to google that.
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